Jena is a bizarre birdie. You will positively not find her on the beach or trails. Nay, she favors the sanctimony of her transformable writing and research lab, piano and painting studio, yoga haven. Other interests include thinking too much (although she has zero original thoughts), shopping too much, and drinking too much coffee. A staunch constitutionalist, she is inestimably marveled by this Great American Experiment. Jena lives in what used to be a quiet and quaint downtown SLO.